Dave's Blog: December 2008

Friday, December 26, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Flips Out

I can't stand Bill O'Reilly... his arrogance drives me insane. I love this clip because it shows what a humungo-douche he really is. I'm sure a lot of people have seen this already, but it's worth posting!

Also, scroll down to see the remixed version!

Transcript:

Bill: That's tomorrow! And that is it for us today--Ok, I don't know what... whatever it is, it's not right on the teleprompter. I don't know what it is, I've never seen that.

Director: Ya know, there it is. We are gunna do Sting, yeah.

Bill: Ok, but... I can't read it! There's no... there's no words on it!

Director: Ok, ready? Show!

Bill: There's no words there! "To play us out!" what does that mean!?! To "To play us out"?

Director: It's... Sting is gunna do a video. Sting video.

Bill: What is...?!

Director: For credits.

Bill: I don't know what that means! "To play us out." What does that mean? To end the show?

Director: Yeah, yeah....

Bill: Alright, go, go!

Director: In 5, 4, 3...

Bill: That's tomorrow! And that is--

Director: Again. 5, 4, 3...

Bill: That's tommorow! And that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a.... I can't do it.

Director: Ok.

Bill: We'll do it live.

Director: Ok, but...

Bill: We'll do it live, fuck it! Do it live! I could go -- write it and we'll do it live! FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!

Director: In 5, 4, 3...

Bill: That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Rielly. Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting, and a cut off his new album, take it away.

The Remix: